(360, PS3; $169.99 special edition, $59.99 game only; Rated T for Lyrics/Suggestive Themes; rockband.com)
The only reason I'm not playing "Rock Band" right now is because I'm writing this review.
Christmas came early for me the moment I got to open the gigantic box that contained everything I needed to start my own faux-band: Guitar modeled after a Stratocaster (and almost the same size), USB microphone that doubles as a tambourine or cowbell, a four-pad drum set complete with kick drum foot pedal and wooden drumsticks, and 55 songs ranging from The 'Stones to The Strokes. Even better was the fact that after seeing it played for the first time, my wife wanted to sit down at the drums and give it a go- I picked up a guitar and now we're the digital equivalent of The White Stripes- without all of the bizzare relational ambiguity.